THE OZ REPORT with ALICE IN WONDERLAND
— LIVE from the WHITE HOUSE:
Fortunately, many of the more advanced governors have consulted with Dr. Carson regarding the FAKE Corona virus to determine the proper time to reopen. After a discussion with Dr. Oz and a call in to the psychic hotline, they have properly overridden the FAKE Democratic scientists and stopped them from destroying the economy. They will be opening businesses a little at a time until ‘the full moon lines up with the stars in proper secret order’ at which time there will be a full opening.