Nobody Gets it Worse Than Trump

During a seance last night, Presidents Lincoln and Trump got into a major dispute as to who is getting the worse treatment by the news. President Trump’s Ouija board determined that he is getting the worse treatment. This was confirmed by Dr. Carson’s Ouija board with Attorney General Barr at the helm, making the moves.

Trump’s Governmental Philosophy

Alice has uncovered the theory behind Trump’s governmental philosophy. Brilliantly conceived and appropriately named: The Lowest Common DenominatorTheory. This theory holds that if there are more than one possible answer to a philosophical or environmental situation, a major pandemic or war…. the BEST and most PERFECT approach is to get as many answers from asContinue reading “Trump’s Governmental Philosophy”