Dr Phil is said to be working overtime at the White House lately. Melania has isolated herself completely from Donald and claims it’s his risky behavior with this Corona going around and Don not wearing a mask. The issue that Dr Phil is addressing seems to be that she had that same complaint long before anyone heard of Corona.

There is a rumor circulating the White House that Dr Carson is secretly experimenting with Trump’s brain. He has been seen wearing surgical gowns at the White House late at night. Apparently he is trying to rejoin Trump’s secret twin separated at birth.

The medical dream team of Oz, Carson, Phil and Trump have successfully transplanted the brain of a chimpanzee into the head of a jackass in the hopes of creating a fifth member of their team.

Dr Phil is revealing the secret behind the long-term marriage between Kellyanne Conway and her Trump-hating husband, George Conway III. In his latest book Psychiatric Astrology and You, it is reported that Dr. Carson will also be delving into that relationship during his next daring brain surgery, assuming he can get George to agree to the proper waivers.

ALICE REPORTS DIRECT FROM THE LAND OF OZ –

Jared Kushner, fresh from solving the long-standing Middle East conflict, has joined forces with Attorney General Barr to begin a special investigation into:

• Whether former President Clinton was actually wearing the dress that Monica Lewinsky had kept during which the evidence of his elicit affair took place.
• The very real possibility that Hilary Clinton had a sex change operation and would not have been the first woman president.
• To expose the conspiracy that made President Obama the first foreign-born president in American history.

THE OZ REPORT with ALICE IN WONDERLAND
— LIVE from the WHITE HOUSE:

Employment numbers are jumping rapidly and President Trump is rightfully taking full credit. Much of this upswing is in the grave-digging industry, resulting in a major jump in employment for minorities. Fox News reports that black and brown skin citizens have especially benefited from this big bump in demand.

THE OZ REPORT with ALICE IN WONDERLAND
– LIVE from the WHITE HOUSE:

President Trump has advised that – although the FAKE news is showing the president and vice president appearing to being guilty of risky behavior, shaking hands, ignoring social distancing, and not wearing masks – what you are seeing is ACTUALLY fake news at its extreme!! ‘We ARE wearing see-thru masks, those hands are FAKE extensions, and we are clearly wearing invisible protective clothing.’

THE OZ REPORT with ALICE IN WONDERLAND
— LIVE from the WHITE HOUSE:

The more ‘advanced’ governors have declared victory over Corona, car accidents and pollution. FAKE news has reported that the reduction has something to do with the stay-at-home order. Fox News reports that Dr Phil has determined that its ‘just a coincidence and it’s a natural action’ . The president agrees and is waiving all restrictions.

THE OZ REPORT with ALICE IN WONDERLAND
— LIVE from the WHITE HOUSE:

Alice reports that Dr. Fausi has joined the NRA in listing the many advantages of possessing an AK-47 during the Corona crisis and getting that info to the general public ASAP.

This Dr. Fausi has the same last name as Dr. Anthony Fauci. but spelled differently and this Dr. Fausi has a doctorate from Trump College. Dr. Fausi is famous for exposing the fallacy of global warming, the truth about the moon landing, and the laboratory controlling the stars, etc.

THE OZ REPORT with ALICE IN WONDERLAND
— LIVE from the WHITE HOUSE:

Fortunately, many of the more advanced governors have consulted with Dr. Carson regarding the FAKE Corona virus to determine the proper time to reopen. After a discussion with Dr. Oz and a call in to the psychic hotline, they have properly overridden the FAKE Democratic scientists and stopped them from destroying the economy. They will be opening businesses a little at a time until ‘the full moon lines up with the stars in proper secret order’ at which time there will be a full opening.