Author Archives: Barry Glazer

Drs. Oz, Phil & Carson have conferred the prestigious honorary doctorate to Donald Trump. Dr. Trump is now an official of the Alice In Wonderland Fox Medical Corona Virus Team. Known for his absolute PERFECT record on anything he does, Trump is expected to be a valuable contributor to the cure for … just aboutContinue reading “He lived for our sins”

Contrary to many of the reports in the FAKE news regarding President Trump’s refusal to allow Dr. Fauci to testify before the house, it has nothing to do with Dr. Fauci contradicting Trump’s closest advisers Dr. Phil, Dr. Carson & Dr. Oz of Alice in Wonderland – nor is it because he doesn’t participate inContinue reading “Dr. Fauci: Blocked”

After extensive investigations in conjunction with Marahesh Marish Yogi have determined without any doubt that the source of the Corona virus was a laboratory in Hunan, China. This determination was made by data-driven statistical mentalism at the Hopkins Culinary Institute. It is suspected that Chinese scientists working for the Democratic Party were experimenting with aContinue reading “Source of the Virus?”

Rumor has it that, although President Trump wants Judge Ginsberg to go on forever, he is vetting Judge Jeanine Pirro of Fox fame to replace Judge Ginsberg – just in case the voodoo doll that Dr. Oz gave him works.

A lot of people are wondering why the FAKE news never mentions the fact that President Trump has extensive knowledge of the gambling industry, having run and managed several failed casinos. He knows how to place a bet. He is familiar with the odds and has carefully weighed the odds of opening up against theContinue reading “Trump Knows How to Place a Bet”

President Trump says that Michigan protesters set an excellent example of the proper weapons to carry during a protest – especially in the Capitals of government buildings. The president is consulting with the NRA regarding legislation requiring all political representatives carry AK-47s during legislative debates.

Dr. Oz, in conjunction with the Healing Through Telepathy Foundation, and Dr. Phil has formulated a combination E.D. cure and hair-growth formula that Trump and Kim were taking. Unfortunately there was a slight mix-up and Don’s telepathic transmission was confused with Kim Jong-Un – causing Trump’s formerly out-of-control hair to be suddenly well-groomed and tightContinue reading “Healing Through Telepathy”

The President’s staff has come up with a brilliant plan – killing 2 birds with one stone – and saving the taxpayers millions. There will be a tryout for Personal Assistant to the President and Contestant for the Miss America Pageant at the same time! The contestants must be prepared to answer many in-depth politicalContinue reading “Miss MAGAmerica”

Fox News has uncovered the fact that Dr. Fauci was not born in this country and is basically an illegal immigrant. He says he’s Italian, but his birth certificate looks like it’s been altered and he looks Jewish. It is suspected that he somehow got through the super-duper wall separating us from Mexico during theContinue reading “Dr. Fauci Must Go!”

The reports that Trump’s under-performing golf courses are being converted into high priced grave yards are being denied by the White House.