Miss MAGAmerica

The President’s staff has come up with a brilliant plan – killing 2 birds with one stone – and saving the taxpayers millions. There will be a tryout for Personal Assistant to the President and Contestant for the Miss America Pageant at the same time! The contestants must be prepared to answer many in-depth political questions and look good in a bathing suit. Runners-up will be considered for backup newscasters on Fox News.

Published by Barry Glazer

Legal advocate for the injured, disabled and medically abused.