Dr. Oz, in conjunction with the Healing Through Telepathy Foundation, and Dr. Phil has formulated a combination E.D. cure and hair-growth formula that Trump and Kim were taking. Unfortunately there was a slight mix-up and Don’s telepathic transmission was confused with Kim Jong-Un – causing Trump’s formerly out-of-control hair to be suddenly well-groomed and tight on the sides… and Kim Jon-Un is suddenly grabbing at women’s privates.